Today, having woken swollen from an ill night's sleep, i went through the regular friday routine; got my pen and paper, and rolled out my shopping list, all the regulars were there; Turkey Breast Rolls, Tissue Paper, Cat Food, and yes, Chicken Breasts!
The weather was nice, the drive was calm, the conversation was fluffy, happy, and perfect for a morning such as today... Having had the opportunity to park in the upper side of the mall, i went in, with my trusty companion and fellow shopper, Eddie... Or as i like to call her, Edwina Darling!
In case you were wondering, she's our god-given gift, the indonesian help!
Anyho, shopping was a slight breeze, i even was not quite as picky when the veggies section told me they were out of Gem Lettuce! That was not going to split my brains in half, i simply convinced myself that regular lettuce would do just fine, i had the utmost confidence that today was my day...
Or was it?
From a long standing corner i could see him, lurking around the butchered & frozen section, a.k.a the chicken fridge, examining so intently the contents of each plate, with glasses on, without, and with the half-moon stares of an all knowing scientist, the relationship he developed with the frozen section was weird, but stepping back i focused on getting my chickens and slipping away.
Maneuvering my way was not an easy task, since our friend was evidently checking every plate available, i found my wanting and was about to go away when it all became so clear, he-who-must-not-be-named was making halls in the plastic covers of the plates and poking those poor chickens!!!!! As if H1N1 haven't had its toll yet, we look for other ways to spread our germs, and our poor taste!
Being more shocked than Diane Keaton in the First Wives Club, i stared at him, in the face, intently, waiting for him to look up, the bastard never did, apparently this was so normal that it did not qualify as a horrific breach of shopping etiquette. Not knowing what to do, i left. If the pig was not going to realize it on his own, there was little for me to do...
Moral of the story; always buy your chickens with intact wrappings, or just Go Green!
Ha Ha Ha, keep your eyes open fellow,, I keep mines. However, I am just wondering about the things that we do not yet get the -Fabulous Not To Be Missed- chance to notice?!
Exactly,
This was something that i was extremely lucky to witness, how about the things we don't know about!
Maybe something in Mcdonalds fries from some twisted employee? :X